The teenage forward’s likely destination is Real Madrid for a world record £160m fee – in another age it would not happen but history suggests it may work out
What do you get if you cross Kylian Mbappé with Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Love Island, Jeremy+Corbyn+hot+leaked+pics and What Is Wrong With My Thumbs? It’s hard to say for sure. But thanks to the hive-mind thought-invasion robots of the internet you are at least now reading this article about the brilliant, wonderful Mbappé and the most interminable, clickbait-heavy transfer story of football’s great summer of money.
Most things don’t happen. Often football transfer talk …read more